Husband Sneezes.

No. 004

Dude. Seriously. Why? Do I go around the house spontaneously screaming and then expect my family to calmly ask God to bless me? No, no I do not. But that's the new consequence. One sneeze = one opportunity for me to spontano-scream and no one is allowed to say shit. Besides maybe "Bless you, you absolute baddie."