Drivers who soak you ripping through puddles.

No. 003

OMG, it is SO annoying when this happens. Like why? What is wrong with people? My (not-for-fun-reasons) soggy underwear demand justice! Here's my thinking: someone builds an app that allows you to send a photo of the splasher's licence plate to some sort of database (stick with me) and then the splasher gets a notice that they must send you $X for dry-cleaning, $X for damages (like if they mess up good kicks — which, PS, you really shouldn't be wearing in the rain, not victim blaming but come on, respect the sneakers) and $X for your irritation and suffering. They cannot opt out of these notices and get hounded until they pay you.